Scientists can figure out how old whales are by looking at their earwax.
Whales are some of the most majestic creatures on the planet. The blue whale is the largest animal to ever exist, the bowhead whale can live for more than 200 years, and a few humpback whales saved the future of humanity in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. In fact, these creatures are so amazing that even their earwax is a vital tool — at least for helping scientists understand the mysterious mammals themselves. Take, for instance, the 10-inch-long earplug of an adult blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus). Cetologists — scientists who study whales — can cut into a plug of earwax and learn the whale’s age, much as dendrochronologists do with tree rings. Earwax from blue whales (and other large whales such as humpbacks) forms rings, known as “laminae,” every six months, which give scientists a snapshot of the creature’s entire life through cycles of summer feeding and winter migration.
And these waxy earplugs can tell scientists more than just a whale’s age. Earplugs also capture a chronological “chemical biography” that shows what chemicals and pollutants were found in the animal’s body throughout its life, including levels of the stress hormone cortisol. Scientists have compared whale cortisol levels with whaling data, using records from 1870 to 2016, and found an unmistakable positive correlation. The only discrepancy was during World War II, when whale stress levels increased despite a decrease in whaling overall (scientists assume increased military activity was the likely culprit). Despite a near-international moratorium on whaling in the 1980s, whales still exhibit high cortisol levels thanks to increased ship noise, climate change, and other factors. But with the help of whale earwax, scientists can at least continue to examine the health of these majestic beasts and the oceans they inhabit.
If you see or feel excess wax in your ear, you should grab a Q-tip, right? Not so fast. Earwax actually plays an important role in auditory health. Produced by the skin in the ear canal, earwax prevents dust and other debris from damaging deeper structures such as the eardrum. However, an excess of earwax can cause “impaction,” which produces symptoms including irritation, hearing loss, and even dizziness. However, removing earwax buildup with a cotton swab is not recommended. Otolaryngologists (doctors who treat the ears, neck, throat, and other areas) warn that cotton swabs can actually exacerbate impaction by pushing wax toward the eardrum, where it can harden. If your ears do become impacted, see your local ENT or primary care physician — but don’t toss those Q-tips. You can still use them for cleaning your outer ear or other hard-to-reach spots like faucets, computer keyboards, or car interiors.
